life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
“I’ve just never really been into porn…I mean, the idea of people getting paid to have sex, it’s just awful. It’s never ever turned me on.”
I almost bought “Yoga for Women” today at a used bookstore, but turns out flipping through the pages was enough. (Also turns out I’ve been dealing with my period the wrong way for seven years.)
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
